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Apple to Release New ‘Inclusive’ Justin Trudeau Emoji in Next iOS Update
February 3, 2022After releasing an initial Trudeau emoji for the last iOS update, many users complained that it...
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Trudeau Flees to Cuba to Seek Advice from his Uncle Raúl Castro on how to Handle the Trucker Protests
February 2, 2022 -
COVID-19
Trudeau Disguises Himself as a Far-Right Protester to Discredit the Trucker Convoy
February 2, 2022Famously known for his racist disguises and cultural appropriation, such as black face and Arabian princesses,...
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Health
CDC To Implement BMI Passport To Enter Grocery Stores and Bakeries
February 2, 2022After seeing a massive spike of hospitalizations with COVID-19 among the obese, more than 80%, the...
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Nickelback Threatens to Release New Album If Spotify Doesn’t Remove Joe Rogan
January 29, 2022 -
Health
Pefectly Healthy 42 Year Old COVID Victim’s Last Words: “I Blame The Unvaccinated For This”
August 26, 2021 -
National
Trudeau To Accept Thousands Of Refugees From Australia As They Seek Asylum From Tyranny
August 25, 2021The Australian government has taken all the major cities in Australia; Melbourne, Adelaide and Sydney have...
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Health
Tim Hortons Introduces Vaccine Booster Loyalty Cards, 6 Shots Gets You A Free Donut
August 25, 2021Recently spotted on their website, Tim Hortons is rolling out a new update to their loyalty...
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Health
FDA Mandates All Obese People Must Begin Regular Exercise and Diet Planning
August 24, 2021In a much anticipated press release on Monday, the FDA has just announced that regular exercise...
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National
Teresa Tam Recommends Pedophiles Should Be Fully Vaxxed Before Preying On Children
August 22, 2021At a news conference on Friday, top doctor Teresa Tam urged all pedophiles to get double...
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