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Doug Ford Offers Free Donuts To All Vaccinated MPPs In His Caucus

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Doug Ford Offers Free Donuts To All Vaccinated MPPs In His Caucus

After the ousting of Chatham-Kent MPP Rick Nicholls from the PC party of Ontario for not willing to be vaccinated, Premier Ford is now offering free donuts to his entire caucus as a giant fuck you to Rick Nicholls.

Previously quoted as saying “Your health is my priority, folks” last year during the start of the COVID-19 pandemic, Ford as been true to his word since then. From closing gyms, banning outdoor exercise. playgrounds and keeping you indoors he is noted as being an expert when it comes to health of fellow Ontarians.

After hearing about the Rick Nicholls, he had this to say, “Even though I stand by my decision firmly, I now regret it as I will need the vaccine to enter grocery stores and shopping malls in the future. The tempting offer of free donuts now haunts me daily.”

 

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