{"id":1955,"date":"2021-08-24T04:15:33","date_gmt":"2021-08-24T04:15:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailypoutine.com\/?p=1955"},"modified":"2021-08-24T05:01:54","modified_gmt":"2021-08-24T05:01:54","slug":"fda-mandates-all-obese-people-must-begin-regular-exercise-and-diet-planning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailypoutine.com\/fda-mandates-all-obese-people-must-begin-regular-exercise-and-diet-planning\/","title":{"rendered":"FDA Mandates All Obese People Must Begin Regular Exercise and Diet Planning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In a much anticipated press release on Monday, the FDA has just announced that regular exercise and a healthy diet are now required to participate in society.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Obesity and poor diets were responsible for 10.9 million deaths, or 22% of all deaths among adults in 2017&#8221; said Shelly Ekenberger, head of the FDA&#8217;s ministry of concern, &#8220;so it&#8217;s about time we did something about it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Since people have been stuck inside for the past year and gyms have been closed, obesity rates are on the rise once again. Contributing factors include the government not giving a fuck about your health, getting fast food delivered to your house and just being a lazy fuck.<\/p>\n<p>This means no more maple bacon poutine for your large ass!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a much anticipated press release on Monday, the FDA has just announced that regular exercise and a healthy diet are now required to participate in society. &#8220;Obesity and poor diets were responsible for 10.9 million deaths, or 22% of all deaths among adults in 2017&#8221; said Shelly Ekenberger, head of the FDA&#8217;s ministry of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1956,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[114],"tags":[116,115,117],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailypoutine.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1955"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailypoutine.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailypoutine.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailypoutine.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailypoutine.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1955"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/dailypoutine.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1955\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1960,"href":"https:\/\/dailypoutine.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1955\/revisions\/1960"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailypoutine.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1956"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailypoutine.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailypoutine.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailypoutine.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}